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This cozy crewneck sweatshirt blends dark-humor charm with everyday comfort. A hand-drawn skeleton nurse sits at center chest with IV drip, coffee cup, and prescription pad—captioned in typewriter-style text: “caffeine 95 mg/cup 1 cup Q4H PRN.” The soft, medium‑heavy cotton-poly blend and tubular knit construction make it a warm, low‑fuss layer for slow mornings, late-night shifts, or study sessions. It feels lived-in from the first wear, and the relaxed cut leaves room to move while the ribbed collar and reinforced seams hold their shape through washes. Subtle details — tear-away neck label and optional embroidered accents on chest or wrists — let you personalize the look without losing the understated, medical‑quirk vibe.

Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for comfortable warmth
- Tubular knit without side seams for cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and durability
- DTF inner neck labels and DTG prints; optional embroidery on chest or wrists
- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton (Gildan 18000 build)

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron